fangbangers fo laiff~

and here i present to you mine and caroline's live commentary for last week's True Blood episode, titled Frenzy. it starts off when Hoyt's mother was preparing food for the God. kthx.

[21:32] tulipsonlegs: oh god ewsies.
[21:33] tulipsonlegs: that food actually repulses me.
[21:33] tulipsonlegs: DAT BISH IS CRAY ZEE.
[21:33] heyygetajob: ew...
[21:34] heyygetajob: haha what is this woman saying, crazy crazy
[21:34] tulipsonlegs: WOWOWOWOWOWWO.
[21:34] tulipsonlegs: she needs to die.
[21:34] tulipsonlegs: redneck SCUM.
[21:34] tulipsonlegs: awh Hoyt.
[21:35] heyygetajob: haaaaaaahhaa naked people
[21:35] tulipsonlegs: omgg sookie woe iss meee laif is so difficultt~
[21:35] tulipsonlegs: hahahahah
[21:35] heyygetajob: ahahahhahahahaa
[21:35] tulipsonlegs: SOOKIE DIE. kthxsies.
[21:35] tulipsonlegs: such a pussy.
[21:35] tulipsonlegs: at times at least
[21:35] heyygetajob: aww me like sookie!! except her teeth piss me off
[21:36] tulipsonlegs: WOAH SASS.
[21:36] tulipsonlegs: LOFF DIS.
[21:36] heyygetajob: roflcopter
[21:36] heyygetajob: it'll make sex real nice
[21:36] tulipsonlegs: real naaaais
[21:36] tulipsonlegs: HAHAHAHAH
[21:36] tulipsonlegs: OH GOD
[21:36] tulipsonlegs: ERIC
[21:37] tulipsonlegs:
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[21:37] tulipsonlegs: fdgv
vufidcv
[21:37] tulipsonlegs: JUST CAME
[21:37] tulipsonlegs: JUST CAME
[21:37] tulipsonlegs: JUST CAME
[21:37] tulipsonlegs: OH GOD
[21:37] tulipsonlegs: OHDHSIUDSH
[21:37] tulipsonlegs: PLEASE GROPE ME
[21:37] heyygetajob: lovin; his pose
[21:37] tulipsonlegs: OH MY FUCKIGN GOD
[21:37] tulipsonlegs: YESZZZSSSZZZ
[21:37] heyygetajob: S E X
[21:37] tulipsonlegs: PLEASE.
[21:37] tulipsonlegs: please unclothe yourself.
[21:37] tulipsonlegs: NOW.
[21:37] tulipsonlegs: can they please make out?
[21:37] heyygetajob: ahahaha look at that crazy bitch
[21:37] tulipsonlegs: like.. i'll die.
[21:37] heyygetajob: in the spandex
[21:37] heyygetajob: behind him
[21:37] tulipsonlegs: I HATE HER.
[21:38] tulipsonlegs: I ACTUALLY REALLY HOPE SHE DIES.
[21:38] tulipsonlegs: NOW.
[21:38] tulipsonlegs: I WISH I WAS THAT CHILD.
[21:38] heyygetajob: HAHA
[21:38] heyygetajob: if i was redhead
[21:38] heyygetajob: i'd be like take my virginity...
[21:38] tulipsonlegs: HAHAHH
[21:38] tulipsonlegs: pedofilia 4 LAIFF.
[21:38] heyygetajob: his penis is probably the size of her...
[21:38] tulipsonlegs: can that bitch die?
[21:39] tulipsonlegs: she's so uselessly sassy.
[21:39] tulipsonlegs: i hate her
[21:39] tulipsonlegs: and OH GOD
[21:39] tulipsonlegs: SO HAWT
[21:39] tulipsonlegs: WINK
[21:39] tulipsonlegs: WINK
WINK
[21:39] tulipsonlegs: WINK
[21:39] tulipsonlegs: WINK
WOAH SINCE WHEN THE FUCK CAN HE FLY
[21:39] heyygetajob: i know
[21:39] heyygetajob: what the fuck!!!
[21:39] tulipsonlegs: oh shit.
[21:39] tulipsonlegs: WTF.
[21:39] tulipsonlegs: AGHHH.
[21:40] heyygetajob: OMG
[21:40] heyygetajob: WTF
[21:40] heyygetajob: WTF
[21:40] tulipsonlegs: WTFFFFFFFF
[21:40] tulipsonlegs: crazy old bitch
[21:40] heyygetajob: im scurred
[21:40] tulipsonlegs: me toos
[21:40] tulipsonlegs: do sho
[21:40] tulipsonlegs: me too*
[21:40] tulipsonlegs: AHHHH
[21:40] tulipsonlegs: WTF
[21:40] heyygetajob: holy shit
[21:40] heyygetajob: WTF
[21:41] tulipsonlegs: SHIT
[21:41] tulipsonlegs: SHIT
[21:41] tulipsonlegs: SHIT
[21:41] tulipsonlegs: SHIT
[21:41] heyygetajob: AH
[21:41] heyygetajob: holy shit
[21:41] tulipsonlegs: ew
[21:41] tulipsonlegs: ew
[21:41] tulipsonlegs: so fucking creeoy
[21:41] heyygetajob: this is gross
[21:41] heyygetajob: ew so foul
[21:41] tulipsonlegs: ew make it stop. he's gross.
[21:42] tulipsonlegs: YES
[21:42] tulipsonlegs: EVAN
[21:42] heyygetajob: HAHA
[21:42] tulipsonlegs: IS BACK
[21:42] heyygetajob: this convo is hilarious
[21:42] tulipsonlegs: lulz
[21:42] tulipsonlegs: OH GOD
[21:42] tulipsonlegs: HEY WASUP BILL
[21:42] tulipsonlegs: HEW HEW HEW
[21:42] tulipsonlegs: HEY*
[21:42] heyygetajob: BILL IS FINE
[21:42] heyygetajob: damn
[21:42] heyygetajob: and evan rachel too
[21:42] heyygetajob: id bang her
[21:42] tulipsonlegs: mhm.
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: I'D TRY HIM
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: UGH JUST DO IT.
[21:43] heyygetajob: HAHAHAHA
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: uh that should be necesary
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: WOWOWOWOWOW
[21:43] heyygetajob: I WILLL HAVWE A SEX WITH YOU
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: THIS IS REALLY HOT.
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: HAHAHAHAHAH
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: SHIT
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: shit
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: shit
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: shit
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: shit
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: shit
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: shit
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: shit
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: shit
[21:43] heyygetajob: that was hot
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: shit
[21:43] heyygetajob: i came
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: i did too.
[21:43] tulipsonlegs: but now SHIT.
[21:44] heyygetajob: noooo
[21:44] heyygetajob: lafayette
[21:44] tulipsonlegs: maryann such uh connossieur wiff da gastronomy
[21:44] tulipsonlegs: HAHAHA
[21:44] tulipsonlegs: SHIITTT LAFAYETTE
[21:44] tulipsonlegs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:44] heyygetajob: damn that was intense
[21:45] tulipsonlegs: I COME
[21:45] tulipsonlegs: I COME
[21:45] tulipsonlegs: I COME
[21:45] heyygetajob: bill is so hot
[21:45] tulipsonlegs: when yoo take off yo clofs
[21:45] heyygetajob: in black
[21:45] tulipsonlegs: AHH I KNOW.
[21:45] tulipsonlegs: and in bare.
[21:45] tulipsonlegs: :D
[21:45] heyygetajob: menage a troi
[21:45] heyygetajob: with the three of them
[21:45] tulipsonlegs: OH GOD YES PWEASE
[21:45] tulipsonlegs: and eric
[21:45] tulipsonlegs: here
[21:45] tulipsonlegs: eric
[21:45] tulipsonlegs: evan
[21:45] tulipsonlegs: bill
[21:45] heyygetajob: yeah
[21:45] heyygetajob: and that human bill just sucked
[21:46] heyygetajob: so thats what...menage a 5
[21:46] tulipsonlegs: and maybe jason.. like just there being cute. and sam
[21:46] tulipsonlegs: ehrm
[21:46] tulipsonlegs: hahahah
[21:46] heyygetajob: why is this show so beautiful
[21:46] heyygetajob: so many beautiful men
[21:46] tulipsonlegs: its actually perfect
[21:46] tulipsonlegs: like everyone is so damn attractive
[21:47] heyygetajob: wtf my cousin sookie?
[21:47] tulipsonlegs: HAHAHAH
[21:47] tulipsonlegs: whaaaa
[21:47] tulipsonlegs: YESS ERIC
[21:47] tulipsonlegs: YES YES THEY SHOULD
[21:47] heyygetajob: YES
[21:47] tulipsonlegs: YES TEHY SHOULD
[21:47] tulipsonlegs: OH GOD
[21:47] heyygetajob: YES
[21:47] tulipsonlegs: YES YES YES
[21:47] heyygetajob: THANK YOY
[21:47] tulipsonlegs: THEY SHOULD
[21:47] heyygetajob: EVAN RACHEL WOOD
[21:47] tulipsonlegs: EVAN YOURE ACTUALLY BRILLIANT
[21:47] tulipsonlegs: THX DOR THOSE IDEAS.
[21:47] tulipsonlegs: FOR*
[21:48] tulipsonlegs: please make out.
[21:48] heyygetajob: this is the most mindblowing episode ever
[21:48] tulipsonlegs: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
[21:49] tulipsonlegs: THEY NEED TO HAVE RAGING ANGRY VAMP SEX
[21:49] heyygetajob: uhhh
[21:49] heyygetajob: thats a special k bar
[21:49] heyygetajob: HAHAHA
[21:49] tulipsonlegs: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
[21:49] tulipsonlegs: carbs... load up
[21:49] tulipsonlegs: lulz
[21:50] tulipsonlegs: jason's so dumb and cute.
[21:50] tulipsonlegs: spoon kthx.
[21:50] heyygetajob: where do they film true blood
[21:50] heyygetajob: HAHAHA
[21:50] tulipsonlegs: IT AINT ABOUT PUSSY
[21:50] heyygetajob: how much pussy i get???
[21:50] tulipsonlegs: HAHAHA
[21:50] heyygetajob: im starting to have knee issues and im not even 30 yet
[21:50] tulipsonlegs: AND I WATCH A LOT OF PORN
[21:50] tulipsonlegs: LEARN STUFF
[21:50] heyygetajob: i wathc a lotta porn
[21:51] tulipsonlegs: HAHAHAH. my laiff
[21:51] heyygetajob: i can't stop laughing
[21:51] tulipsonlegs: hahaha
[21:51] tulipsonlegs: luvvin this patriotic bullshit
[21:51] tulipsonlegs: hahahah
[21:51] tulipsonlegs: LUVV ITTT
[21:52] heyygetajob: so prepared
[21:52] tulipsonlegs: EWGH. leave her uhlone.
[21:52] tulipsonlegs: creeper shit.
[21:52] heyygetajob: feel so bad for sookie
[21:52] heyygetajob: EW NO.
[21:53] heyygetajob: HHAHAHA
[21:53] heyygetajob: sookie just owned him
[21:53] tulipsonlegs: hahahah shittt
[21:53] tulipsonlegs: WHERE IS BILL.
[21:54] tulipsonlegs: whuddafucks
[21:54] tulipsonlegs: SHIT SHIT SHIT
[21:54] tulipsonlegs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:54] tulipsonlegs: LAFAYETTTE
[21:54] heyygetajob: OH SHIT
[21:54] tulipsonlegs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:54] tulipsonlegs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:54] heyygetajob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:54] tulipsonlegs: WOAH WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[21:54] heyygetajob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:54] heyygetajob: holy shit
[21:54] heyygetajob: what the fuck
[21:55] tulipsonlegs: im dying.
[21:55] tulipsonlegs: now.
[21:55] tulipsonlegs: i am dying
[21:55] tulipsonlegs: OH GOD
[21:55] tulipsonlegs: SO STOKED
for the next episode's preview
[21:55] heyygetajob: no lafayette =(
[21:56] tulipsonlegs: HOLY
[21:56] tulipsonlegs: MOTHER FUCKING
[21:56] tulipsonlegs: SHIT
[21:56] heyygetajob: oh my god.
[21:56] heyygetajob: can't even DESCIBR
[21:56] heyygetajob: SOMANY IMAGES
[21:56] tulipsonlegs: OH MY FUCKING GOD.
[21:56] tulipsonlegs: whut whut whut
[21:56] tulipsonlegs: okay, one
[21:57] tulipsonlegs: ERIC AND EVAN. no. ERIC AND BILL. please?
[21:57] tulipsonlegs: two
[21:57] tulipsonlegs: WHYDAFUCK SOOKIE SAYING SORRY
[21:57] tulipsonlegs: AND WHY IS SAM CRYING
[21:57] tulipsonlegs: AND WHUDDAFUCK IS THIS ABOUT BETRAYAL.